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Joke of the Day
"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"
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"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"
"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"
"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"
"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."
"""Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..."" - Optimist Prime."
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"I'm no scientist, but I don't think it's possible for EVERYBODY to be kung fu fighting."
"Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders? Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty"