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Joke of the Day

"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"

"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."

"Oh Tuesday. You are the Director's Cut of Monday."

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival But the punch line was impossible to find."

"You know what you call a marine with an IQ of 160 A platoon."

"I was having trouble settling into my new house, so I went to a therapist He said I have an apartment complex"

"Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!"

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."