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Joke of the Day
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
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"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"if someone wakes up from a twenty year coma, i hope the first thing they see when they turn on a TV is mike tyson petting his pigeons."
"What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew ? A boy scout returns back from camp."
"4: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT Me: Stop yelling violent things 4: *whispers* I'm gonna rip your eyeballs out"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"
"The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!"
"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."
"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."
"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"