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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag? The French flag!"
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"STICK BUG WIFE: We can't seem to get pregnant DOC: Well, we ran numerous tests... STICK BUG WIFE: ...and? DOC: Your husband's an actual stick"
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
"Toilets and Ketchup! Simply by leaving a few ketchup packets under the toilet seat, you've set the scene for a harmless prank that will leave the recipiant speechless!"
"I want my girlfriend to be a 10. Woops, bad typo, I didn't mean to put that ""a"" in the title"
"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"
"If you're looking to learn how to get rich, I recommend reading this book How to get rich, by Robin Banks."
"Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line. Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma."
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American."
"I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them."