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Joke of the Day
"I want my girlfriend to be a 10. Woops, bad typo, I didn't mean to put that ""a"" in the title"
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"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"
"I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise then it dawned on me"
"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"
"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people."
"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."