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Joke of the Day
"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
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"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"
"What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie"
"nurse: ""if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half"" me: [visibly confused] wife: ""the grapes keith not the baby"""
"How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe."
"Success is like a clitoris. I can't seem to find it."
"Me: this is shit, I'm changing the channel Wife: leave the baby monitor alone"
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
"What do amputees and cricket have in common? Stumps"
"Hollywood sets impossible standards we can never live up to. Not even once have I saved people from dinosaurs with my knowledge of Unix."