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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"
Next Joke
"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."
"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"
"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"
"Chuck Norris can speak braille."
"What is a physicist's favorite type of pants? Massless chaps"
"I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me."
"If I am attacked by a group of clowns..... should I always go for the juggler?"
"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."
"What's long and hard on a black man? The First grade!"