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Joke of the Day

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."

"Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar? Because the door was ajar!"

"Why was the drummer sad about his boring instruments? Because he had the doldrums."

"What's a pirates favorite material? ~~Arrrgyle~~*YARRRN!*^Thanks ^Bravesurf"

"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."

"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."

"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."

"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? Trump has never had a garbanzo on his face."