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Joke of the Day

"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"

"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"

"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."

"What did the homeless prostitute's boyfriend call her? his hobo"

"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."

"If the shoe fits... congratulations. You've correctly measured your feet."