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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"
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"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
"What are three signs old age? 1. Becoming forgetful"
"My friend tried playing Pokemon Go in Vegas, but sadly lost his phone. All he caught was herpes."
"Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!"" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*"
"Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a ""b"" in both and an 'n' in neither."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? One less than before"
"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."