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Joke of the Day
"Why are aspirins white? Because they work."
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"Someone called me selfish and then paused as if they expected me to argue."
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"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
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"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."