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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""
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"Your greatest puns! Please, I love puns. Lots of puns. Any kind. Bring em on!"
"What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip? A tents atmosphere"
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"
"There is a big difference between ""friends"" and ""Facebook friends"""
"Whenever me and the wife watch a film, I can always tell if it's going to be shit. She's picked it."
"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."