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Joke of the Day
"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."
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"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"
"Did you hear? Sting has been kidnapped! The Police don't have a lead."
"Wow. Girl 1) Isn't that illegal? Girl 2) Yeah, so is prostitution but I didn't stop your mom. Girl 1) You don't know my mom. Girl 2) Neither did your dad."
"I just bought a Bonnie Tyler sat-nav. It keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart."
"Did you hear Bruce Jenner was in a car accident? He was unhurt but his tranny was damaged."
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"what do my ex and my toilet have in common? They both keep bringing up old shit"