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Joke of the Day
"Did someone died? No, but it's still early."
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"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."
"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"
"What's big, grey and makes you jump? The elephant of surprise. :)"
"If Helen Keller was a pokemon.. ..she'd be a Mewtwo."
"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."
"Do one person every day that scares you."
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive"
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."