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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
Next Joke
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"That awkward moment when you run into your old pizza guy and you're with your new much younger pizza guy."
"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"
"Why doesn't Superman need a boss? (OC) He already has supervision."
"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."
"What do you call pasta from the hood? Spaghetto"
"Last year I ate out alone on Valentine's Day. To avoid embarrassment, I yacked the whole time with a lovely couple the next table over."
"I just read a pamphlet about sex & I'm gonna be honest: it sounds pretty cool."