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Joke of the Day

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."

"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"

"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."

"I was looking through the living room window at the tree I'd just planted and I thought to myself ""Why didn't I plant it out here in the garden?"""

"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."

"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"