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Joke of the Day

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."

"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."

"When my wife does our daughter's hair: ""How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?"" When I do her hair: ""How about a hat?"""

"Why do guys not like to eat pussy first thing in the morning? Because, you know what it's like to open up a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"Saying ""unwanted houseguests"" is redundant. I just call them houseguests."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"