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Joke of the Day

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."

"Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French."

"Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it."

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."

"Sorta miss my kid today. Guess it's true what they say about not knowing what you've got until you've sold it to a gypsy."

"The future, past and present walk into a bar... Things get tense."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Racism is institutionalized throughout the US Why else would black history be celebrated during the shortest month!"