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Joke of the Day

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"

"I stole some vegetables today I was out doing the grocery shopping earlier when I realised I really needed a piss. So I took a leek."

"My hand sanitizer smells like vodka. This gives me an idea! ........OK, that wasn't a very good idea."

"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."

"Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere."

"Why don't you make like a tree & get slammed into by my drunk uncle on Halloween 97 why didnt you call a cab Uncle Gary we miss you so much"

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"Trainer: ""ok, lets warm up 1st....wait, where are you going!?"" Me: ""tanning bed"""

"What does OP never do?"