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Joke of the Day

"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"

"You can lead whore to water... But you can't make her sink...easily."

"If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale."

"What made Tesla successful ? Its musk"

"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!"

"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"

"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."

"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? bison"