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Joke of the Day
"What is the definition of disgusting? Putting 7 oysters up your girlfriend and sucking out 8"
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"John Travolta looks like the type of guy that would leave his toupee in a truck stop urinal for hours and then wear it to a musical."
"What is the difference between the people in Dubai & the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!"
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"What do you call a fly that literally can't even?"
"They finally came out with a white PS4! I mean the black one runs fast but it never works."
"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."
"What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers? Harambeyblades . . . . This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months."
"I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need."
"My wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I told her I wanted to film a sex tape. I was surprised when she agreed but now it's awkward because she thought I meant with her."