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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'A Skeleton walks into a bar asks for a beer... and a mop."

"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."

"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""

"All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental."

"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"I told my girlfriend I wanted a nose job. She said sure if it would make me happy. So I fucked her up the nostril."

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts."