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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!"

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"

"Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don't notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation."

"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"

"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car."

"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."