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Joke of the Day

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"

"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."

"""The ankle so important to a basketball player."" Something the announcer just said."

"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."

"#MyRoommateIsWeird she keeps having babies and making me take care of them. She also insists I call her 'Wife'"

"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."

"Say what you want about pacifists"

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."