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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."
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"Study: 'Masturbation helps cure the common cold' Hope so, I've got no tissues left."
"My existential crisis began when I realized there is no ""I"" in ""me."""
"tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it"
"I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade."
"[ten seconds into tv interview where my identity is being protected] camera guy: don't try to disguise your own voice, let the machine do it"
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though."
"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."
"You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk."