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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."
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"What did the salad say before being eaten Lettuce go."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet."
"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."
"My professor asked me to give an example of a word whose definition got reversed. I literally had no answer."
"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"
"Exponential horse walks into a bar. Bartender says ""Why the log(face)?"""
"This year I'm going to put the mistletoe in my back pocket, so people I hate can kiss my ass."
"Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell..."
"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"