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Joke of the Day

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."

"How do you piss of an archaeologist? Hand him a tampon and ask what period it's from."

"Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons? He brew up."

"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"If we didn't have lawyers... We wouldn't need lawyers!"

"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"

"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."

"My Favorite Latvian Joke One day, hear knock on door. Man ask ""Who is?"" ""Is potato man. I come around to give free potato."" Man is very excite and opens door. Is not potato man, is secret police."

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""