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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."
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"Person: you only live once Me: that is the best news I've heard all day"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."
"The EU have finally come up with a new currency It's Greece proof."
"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"
"""NO HOMO"" i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? ""How long have you been having this phantasy?"""
"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"
"I stopped reading posts about song lyrics because they remind me of somebody that I used to know"
"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."