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Joke of the Day

"Been experiencing bad diarrhea for 2 years and finally getting some medication I guess you can say I'm getting my shit together again."

"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."

"""Pharaoh, we have completed the pyramids. They align to communicate with the galaxy"" Sweet. Hey look at these stupid cats I drew LOL"

"Birthdays can be really nice But I heard too many of them can kill you"

"One day Canada will conquer the galaxy... And they'll call it the *Milky Eh*."

"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"

"How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb? Light? What's that?"

"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5"