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Joke of the Day

"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""

"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"

"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."

"I got a 2nd job..It's not official..I dress like a host at T.G.I.Fridays, then I pick up credit cards & say ""Be right back""..I don't go back"

"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."