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Joke of the Day

"Women love to cook Because they get to continuously change something until it's exactly what they want"

"There is one type of person in this world... The type who half understands statistics."

"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."

"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."

"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."

"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"

"Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."

"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."

"What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common? Cold turkey"

"In Canada alcoholics go to EhEh meetings."