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Joke of the Day

"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? My fucking retarded son"

"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"

"50,000 battered women in America every year.. and I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"What do you call a black bastard who never grew up? LeBron James"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget is falling down falling down... !"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."

"Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell."

"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."