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Joke of the Day

"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"

"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"

"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"

"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"

"What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!"

"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""

"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"

"What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force"

"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"