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Joke of the Day
"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"
"[evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]"
"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."
"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"Dear Face Book you keep offering up people for me to friend, but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them. You can't be the pimp and the cop!"
"I got a new piercing I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said ""do you like my new piercing??"" After a few seconds she replied "" where's the piercing then?"" I said ""in my ear"""
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell *im so sorry*"