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Joke of the Day

"So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?"

"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."

"-1 23 It was delicious."

"Q: What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything."

"Where did the ghost go shopping? At the BOO-tique"

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!"

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"The plus sign could not stop taking cocaine. I guess you could say he was add-icted"

"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"