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Joke of the Day

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"I take a Viagra every night... It stops me from rolling out of bed."

"Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers in the winter time? To keep Hillary's chin warm!"

"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"

"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"

"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."

"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""