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Joke of the Day

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can't stomach the idea of moving anything forward."

"How much does a corpse weigh? A skele-ton"

"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."

"Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH"

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."

"i just thought of a funny line to use in my old age ""when i am having trouble peeing, i look down, and tell my penis to stop being a dick, and get on with it."""

"I'm gonna be in trouble when my kids are older and realize how much of my parenting advice is just Kenny Rogers lyrics."

"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."