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Joke of the Day
"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."
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"Moose: Sorry, I need to quit this yoga class. Yoga Instructor: NahMooseStay!"
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"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"
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"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."