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Joke of the Day

"Tried to ""Catch 'em all,"" but who wouldn't get sick of that imperious little prick Pikachu always referring to himself in the third person?"

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"Jim Gaffigan's stand-up is so funny that I watched it a second time... ...and I Jim Laugh Again'd."

"What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar? A Dollar"

"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"

"A scientist and a philosopher..."

"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."

"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"

"What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building? A comickaze"

"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."