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Joke of the Day

"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."

"What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!"

"What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry Potter escaped the chamber ."

"I like to ask the waiter, ""What do you recommend?"" then stare at him angrily while I order something completely different."

"Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying. Obligatory edit: Frontpage on /r/jokes! Wohooo!"

"What do you throw on stage at a mouse strip club? Kraft Singles."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."