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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
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"Don't smoke kids... Because smoking kids is illegal."
"It's going to be so good when I finally make a tweet that lampoons society so much that everyone just changes their ways and smartens up."
"Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says ""Jeff I don't like your friends"". Jeffery then replies ""You can eat the potatoes""."
"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"
"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"
"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."
"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."