6112

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."

"Just spoke to my mom. Unrelated: Anyone want to have unprotected anal?"

"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."

"Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead"

"A jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars His dad says ""40 dollars? what the hell do you need 30 dollars for?!"""

"[guy wearing a ski mask holds a gun to my head] ""please go skiing with me I am so alone"""

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"

"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""