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Joke of the Day

"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""

"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"

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"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"

"Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew."

"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."

"There once was an old lady who swallowed a battery, She got acid reflex."

"I hate it when they tell you that they accept cards but refuse to accept my seven of spades"