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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] How did the Redneck mother know that her daughter was having her period? Grandpa's dick tasted funny."

"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"

"People call me lazy because I sleep 13 hours a day But to be fair, Jesus slept for three days straight and that started a religion."

"What was Hitler's least favorite drink? Juice"

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"

"Have you ever tried Nigerian food? Neither have they."

"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"

"What brand of butter do frogs eat? Country Croak."