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Joke of the Day
"I had that nightmare again last night where I tweet 141 characters"
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"But laughing at you Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you."
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"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"
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"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"
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"A blind man walks into a bar ow."
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"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""