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Joke of the Day
"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y."
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"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."
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"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."
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"There was a man watering his garden across the street at night. At first I thought he was pissing outside but after a realized he wasnt I said ""I thought you were peeing"" he said ""no I'm Chinese"""