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Joke of the Day
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"
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"What do The Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? The both circle Uranus and get rid of Klingons."
"There are 10 types of people... too highbrow? There are 10 types of people... those who know binary, those who don't and those who understand off-by-one errors."
"Your mother is so ugly, that if she were the only girl in Texas... ...the Lone Ranger would be lonely for a loooooooooooooooong time"
"My Japanese dentist became a woman. He's a trans zen dentalist."
"Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was ""run for the border""? Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being ""go back to Africa"""
"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."
"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"
"So a woman walks out of the kitchen... ..."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"