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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits? A Curtis-y flush"

"You know what grinds my gears? Improper gear ratios and speed differences."

"opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook."

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready? NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD."

"Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point."

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"What kind of bread always goes wrong? A rye"

"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."