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Joke of the Day
"Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time"
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"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in."
"what do you call a Chinese man with 2 black eyes who lamped chow"
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"
"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."
"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"
"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"
"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."