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Joke of the Day
"I just ran a .003048K"
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"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"
"What are the bumps around a girls nipples? Braille for SUCK ME."
"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."
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