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Joke of the Day

"I just ran a .003048K"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip."

"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"

"You Are What Your Eat I used to love the candy Nerds, but I stopped eating them when I realized that for me, it was basically cannibalism."

"Fax? Why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur?"

"The main reason I'm single is because every woman I date tries to hoard the red skittles & I'm not cool with that shit."

"What's the best part about getting AIDS You can only catch it once."

"Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69? Because it's eight more."

"I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down."

"What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them."