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Joke of the Day
"I got fired from my job at the restaurant for putting a load in the dishwasher... she was cute."
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"how did the ghost get to the hospital? in the amBOOlance"
"Litter of puppies = cute. Liter of puppies = gross."
"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"
"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""
"""It's MY way, or that other way!"" -Ultimatums before the invention of the highway"
"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."
"Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that"
"There's this guy at work who's giving his wife a gym membership & a vegetable juicer for her birthday tomorrow. His name was Tom."
"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"