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Joke of the Day

"They can only rescue about one miner per hour, while all the others wait? Who put the DMV in charge of this?"

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"I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, ""mind if I join?"""
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year."
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