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Joke of the Day
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
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"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"
"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."
"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"
"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
"I wonder how many kids with dyslexic parents are getting gifts from Satan tomorrow? ZING!"
"*finally gets comfortable with you* *starts whispering in your ear* ""oooo baby I can recite all my phobias in alpha order"""
"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"
"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""