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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."
Next Joke
"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."
"What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"
"You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!"
"My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct"
"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"
"Nuts I like: -Cashew. -Almond. -Pistachio. Nuts I don't like: -Hairy. -Religious."
"Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam Son: ""Ey dad, what is Islam?"" Dad: ""Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"""