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Joke of the Day
"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"
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"My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?"
"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"
"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."
"She said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."" (NSFWish) So I fucked her twice and slapped her."
"Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."""
"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."
"Tonight I was Attacked by 4-5 Terrorists . They were in Car with full loaded Guns. But thanks god I wake up."
"A man who has no right arm and no right leg falls off his wheelchair Thankfully, a woman passing by noticed him and approached him, offering some help. ""Are you alright?"" ""No, I'm not. I'm all left."""
"What does the horny toad say? Rubbit"