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Joke of the Day

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"

"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."

"Brand new porn Genres.. Skin cancer victims starring Bernie Peters"

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"

"How many dicks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one but he will be a real asshole about it."

"What kind of horses only come out after dark? Nightmares!"

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"